An all points bulletin has just issued: "There's an Orthodox White Boy in Syria!" (But, while Fr Joseph's away, we hope you'll enjoy this episode from the "Best Of" archives.)
Orthodox White Boy
Fr. Joseph believes this episode will not end until everyone is offended (or should be).
One Eyed, One Horned, Lenten Purple People Eater
What's the difference between Purple People and White People? Oh, and what's eating the Orthodox these days? (It's memory lane with bases loaded; for some, Lent can't end soon enough.)