Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ortho-Nerd Staretz
February 28, 2014 Length: 14:44
A long time ago, in a parish far, far away . . . It is a period of church war. Ortho-Nerds, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the Nominal Ecclesiarch. During the struggle, Ortho-Nerd spies managed to steal secret plans to the Ecclesiarch's ultimate weapon, the Death Pew . . . (Also in this episode, Fr Joseph says: geek, dork, loser, dweeb, tetragrammaton, gamer, and emo.)
"Thanks for your services. You might be interested to know that the Russian priest of the small Russian Orthodox church where we live in Norway does not speak English, but he enthusiastically recommends your radio station."